It has come to my attention (again) that I am not very "ladylike." I hate crossing my legs, i love to sweat and getting dirty is only the half, hehe. However, if I ever want to get a date again, I think I have to at least pretend.
So I have come up with my lady list, the 5 things all ladies must be able to do.
5. Batt Eyelashes.
Well you can't break a sweat, so you have to use all your cuteness to get things done.
4. Walk with flare.
Again, since the last thing you would want is to do anything for yourself, shake it like its hot baby.
3. Giggle often.
Ladies don't beer belly laugh, they giggle, hehe.
2. Shave your arm pits, everyday not just for sex, holidays or summer.
This one actually does require work. If you think you will break a sweat, repeat steps 5 and 4 till someone offers to do it for you.
1. Fart without making a sound. Oh Im sorry, did I say fart? I meant POOF.
A lady must be able to clear a room without leaving a mark, oops i mean making a sound.