Top Five Things Every Weekend Should Contain
5. Weekend outfit. --- Thats right, I said it. The sweats and tshirt you plop on while you sit and do laundry on Saturday are the same ones you wear on Sunday to watch football in and eat mint chocolate chip ice cream. Now if you live with someone you may have to alter the outfit and at least find a fresh tshirt, but really why make more laundry for yourself when you just cleaned everything the day before, lol.
4. Naps -- Weekends are the opportunity to throw your daily schedule right out the window. Noone to tell you what to do, kick up on that recliner and take a great rest.
3. Movie. -- For me movies are one of the cheapest forms of escapism. If you happen across a good one, for a few hours you are in another place completely. Big Fish and Finding Neverland are two examples of movies that just carry you off.
2. Captain and Coke.-- Mixed with a little music, a packed bar or bowling alley, good friends, new friends, and a pink balloon makes for very interesting stories to get you through the upcoming week.
AND THE NUMBER 1 THING EVERY WEEKEND SHOULD CONTAIN...... (DRUM ROLL)
1. Peeing in the men's bathroom at a bar, having someone bang on the door to get in, opening the door and seeing the guy's face as you saunter out with a big smile only to hear the words "its ok you're HOT!" -- When it comes down to it, all women want to hear (at least once a weekend) is "your smoking baby." For most, number 1 must be accompanied by number 2.
4. Naps -- Weekends are the opportunity to throw your daily schedule right out the window. Noone to tell you what to do, kick up on that recliner and take a great rest.
3. Movie. -- For me movies are one of the cheapest forms of escapism. If you happen across a good one, for a few hours you are in another place completely. Big Fish and Finding Neverland are two examples of movies that just carry you off.
2. Captain and Coke.-- Mixed with a little music, a packed bar or bowling alley, good friends, new friends, and a pink balloon makes for very interesting stories to get you through the upcoming week.
AND THE NUMBER 1 THING EVERY WEEKEND SHOULD CONTAIN...... (DRUM ROLL)
1. Peeing in the men's bathroom at a bar, having someone bang on the door to get in, opening the door and seeing the guy's face as you saunter out with a big smile only to hear the words "its ok you're HOT!" -- When it comes down to it, all women want to hear (at least once a weekend) is "your smoking baby." For most, number 1 must be accompanied by number 2.
posted by TalulaZephyr | 9:36 AM
7 Comments:
I'm with you on all of it.
Except I've never been called hot on my way out of the Men's room :-)
Ok. I'm with you on everything here! But one question. What the hell is with pink Balloons? LOL
Mens Bathroom.. What the hell?
Guess you had more than 2 Captain and Cokes!
Yep - you're my daughter. No doubt about it now!!
LOL
Glad to hear you had a great weekend!!!
Well, Glad you had a great weekend Talua! Nobody deserved it more! Thanks for sharing part of it with me Friend....Do it again soon!
Love it!!
I'd be rather upset if some guy called me hot as I walked out of the mens room... And can we make that Jack and Coke?
Contagion - You're SO hot! :-P
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